geek:translated

Happy Holidays!

 Hands On: Skooba Skreener Laptop Bag

My laptop messenger bag dwarfs in comparision to this excellent choice for the geeks on your list. Plus it will freak out the TSA agents at the airport.

“I think I want pizza delivered.” -Husband

“Sounds good.” -Wife

<PAUSE>

“Maybe you should get the phone and order it?” -Wife

<PAUSE>

<SCOFF> -Wife

<DING DONG>

“Pizza!” -Pizza Delivery Person, through door

Husband goes to door signs receipt and brings pizza into room.

“But…How…Wha?” -Wife

“I registered my brain with Papa John’s, anytime I want pizza delivered to our home I just have to think about hard enough and they deliver” -Husband

Well almost, Papa John’s will deliver by text message. Setup your online account and setup some favorite pizza combinations.

Papa John’s Order by SMS

http://www.merriam-webster.com/info/07words.htm

w00t!

More Monsters of the Programming World

The next chapter of Harry Potter available today at retailers and online stores.

Buy This DVD at Amazon

This is not an Amazon referral link, just a simple link to Amazon’s website.

Monsters of the Programming World

I see these monsters on a daily basis and would like to banish them from existence.

/me Rolls d10
*1*
/me lets out a bloodcurdling scream
“Why won’t you monsters just die!”

Here is my attempt to write about things in the tech world and my world and to help those that need a translator for “geekspeak” or technical terms come to an understanding.

I may link to other blogs, mostly because they already wrote the story, I won’t rehash the story unless I have something to add or correct.